AISubs v3.7
- I'm not doing it! - I'm not doing it!
- I can't do it.
It's the same with work and playing.
- Humans have physical strength. - Yeah.
You wake up in the morning and start with a full belly.
You work out for a day and go back and forth.
You work out for 20 days and go back and forth.
You're tired and go to sleep.
- But you don't really do that much. - Yeah.
You might think, "I'm not really working out today."
- But you're not working out when you have time like this. - Yeah.
People like me wake up at 50% and say, "I'm not really tired," and can't sleep.
- I can't recover my physical strength the next day. - Yeah.
On the contrary, if you work too hard and don't take care of your physical strength...
If you cut 20% in the middle of the day...
If you're at your limit in the evening...
You might go, "Bam!" or "Krrr!"
But that's not just for today.
Tomorrow, the moon will start resounding.
I think it's very important to calculate your physical strength.
I want to improve my ability to calculate that.
So today...
I've come up with a "hell of a physical strength measurement survival."
You've come up with a hell of a survival.
The six of us will be fighting now.
The battle will be...
We'll do a certain challenge.
Normally, you'd only fight with numbers and scores.
But in this battle, you'll be judging your own physical strength.
While you're at it, you'll say, "Wait a minute."
Don't you think I'm only halfway through my score right now?
If you think like that, you'll say, "Yes!"
For example, if you say, "Whoa!" like 100 times...
That's 50%.
Your physical strength and score will be limited to 200.
If you can do 200...
Even if you think you can do a little more...
You'll be stopped.
So your score is 200.
If you can do this too...
If you can't do it...
If you're like 80 and you're like, "Whoa!"
Your score is 0.
Oh...
You can be scared and stand in front of it...
But that won't increase your score.
Because you'll be stopped at 100.
If you do that...
If you're in first place out of six people...
You'll be stopped.
- Then you'll be in fifth place. - Yeah.
Then you'll have another match in fifth place.
First place will be stopped.
You'll be out of order.
And in the end...
If you're in first place...
You'll be judged by your physical strength.
So...
We'll change that in a month!
- We haven't changed it in a month. - We haven't.
So we'll change it in two months, right?
- Oh! - What's the biggest event this year?
- The biggest event... - I don't know.
There's probably a video of it, right?
An opening movie will play...
And it'll be cool...
Tetsuya, zaan!
- Something like that. - Yeah.
- I think that'll happen. - Yeah.
- That may have changed. - It may have.
- So, shall we get started? - Yes.
"Hell's Mikiwami Survival"...
Begins!
Hell's Mikiwami Survival
Part One! Table Tennis Racquet Ping-Pong!
Normally, the host says it first and then plays it.
In Part One, you use a table tennis racquet...
To play ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong, ping- pong.
- When you say "now"... - "Here!"
You say it like that.
Here I go.
I see.
I'm Kasu.
Part Two! Table Tennis Racquet Ping-Pong!
Welcome to the table tennis racquet ping-pong!
- Are you going to be the host? - No, I'm not.
- Here I go. - Ready and...
- Go for it. - Huh?
- 120 points. - Thank you.
- Well, I don't think it's bad. What do you think? - I was really ignoring the camera.
- I was looking back.
- Isn't it kind of fast? - Welcome.
- Welcome to the world of pong pong. - Here I go.
- Oh, it's different. It's difficult. - I see.
- Oh, it's better than I thought.
- You're a scum. - A scum!
- A scum under zero.
- Isn't it kind of fast?
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of pong pong. - Here I go.
- Ready and... - Go for it.
- Okay, I'll show you.
- It's bad!
- I'm sorry. Move the camera. Move the camera. - It's a camera.
- It's clear. - Oh, I forgot to tell you this.
- Isn't it kind of fast?
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
Oh no! I don't know where the racket is!
Where is the racket?!
I don't know where it is!
I think we can do it!
I don't know, but...
It's been a while...
It's over!
Oh!
It's over!
Okay, here's the last challenge.
I think this is the thumbnail.
There are six of us.
This is the last one.
We're going to shoot a video with a thumbnail.
Let's do it!
Okay!
Make it!
Maybe it's in the zone.
Okay!
What's with your neck?
I'm curious about it!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's like a decca-chan.
It's clear!
Oh!
Okay, we're all here.
Let's announce it in order of lowest score.
The lowest score is...
Ryo.
Well...
The result is 16 without anticipation.
What?!
It's a win!
I didn't say "tai" I didn't say "kasu"
No, I said "kasu"
Can I change my name to "kasu"?
No, no, no, we'll continue
5th place, Tetsuya-san
I didn't expect it, 27 points
What?! "kasu"?
It's a win! Thank you very much!
Wait, you don't have a lot of athletic nerves
My Tetsuya is a little too excited
It's like "kan kan kan"
Next, please
4th place, Yumemaru-san
I didn't expect it, 58 points. The result is 116 points
So we have a score from here
Yes, let's just hear the score
In the same rank, Shibayu-san is 5th place
He got 124 points
In the same rank?!
Which means...
Ah, in first place...
Shimizu-san got 144 points
Yay!
So, Toshin-san is out
Yay!
Good bye!
Is there an end date for today?
Ah, Toshin-san, you're done for the day
I was late for an hour, and I was first
That sucks
2nd place, hot cake flip-over
Is it true?
You put the hot cake on the frying pan and flip it over
How many times can you do it?
Let's see
You bought hot cake flip-over soap and were in a car, and you're out
You're out of your life
Please
You're out too
You're out!
What kind of game is this?!
What a game!
You can flip it over once, and you can't flip it over and it goes back to the same side, and you're out
Let's hear the score from the previous rank
Yes
3rd place, Shimizu-san
Huh?!
I don't know, seriously
Is it up to zero?
Not at all
I see, I see
Here I go
Okay
Here I go
Start!
Ouch
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
You did it!
You were squatting and gaining distance and turning it around and destroying it.
This is it!
I'll go!
Ah, good.
It's difficult.
Ready?
[Press]
Fuuuung!
You just said it!
[Press]
Fuuung!
[Press]
Fung!
Isn't it too quick?
We aren't really like, "onnaaahhhh!"
Ok, let's go!
[Press] Fung! Fung! Fung! Fung! Fung!
screens
Ok, could you take over the presentation from downstairs?
- Please. - Okay.
The results are the same.
Tetsuya, Tetsuyan, Yumemaru...
No results and 0 points.
What?!
Shibayu, you did it!
You did it!
Ryo, Shibayu...
The results are the same for all 6 rounds.
Wow!
Let's do it again.
- Just you and me. - Final round.
How is it?
FINAL ROUND
- I want at least one of these. - Yeah.
- Here goes! - Okay!
- Oh! - Two.
- Oh! - You're good.
FINAL ROUND
I lost it!
FINAL ROUND
- Now, it's the final round. - Okay.
- Here goes! - Okay!
- The... - Oh!
- One... - Two...
- You're good. - Three...
- You use your knees a lot. - Four...
- Oh! - You're good.
- Five! - You're good!
You still need 50 points?
Wow!
- Ten! - Oh! Six!
- Seven! - Oh!
- That means you need 12 points for zero! - Yeah.
- Yeah! - We did it!
- So, it's a tie again! - Yeah.
- Yes! - Yes!
- We can do it. - Yeah.
- Will it be a tie? - Let's do it. - Go ahead!
3...2...1...
- It's a tie! - It's a tie! - It's a tie!
- Ryo... - Kasu... - Shibayu... - 2!
- Shibayu wins! - Shibayu wins!
- I told you it was a tie. - Yeah, you're right about that.
- Out of the 4 of you...
- It's a 3rd round, right? - Yeah. - And also...
- The competition will be outside. - Oh! - Yeah.
- So we're going to move and start the competition. - Let's do it! - Yeah!
- It's too hot in here! - It's hot in here!
- Let's go for it! - Yeah! - The 3rd round...
- We're just going to jump and jump forward. - We're just going to do it like 1, 2, 3 times.
- So we're going to start the 3rd round.
(1st Round)
- Whoa, I'm surprised! This is tough! - Kasu... - Yes!
- It's a tie! - Yeah! - No, it's tough! - It's a tie!
(2nd Round)
- I think it's better to leave the score as it is. - It's a little boring, but...
- I'm going to start! - Yeah! - Ready, go!
(3rd Round)
- What is this? - What? What? What?
- What? What?
I think it's better to leave a score.
- Let's go, Yumemaru! - I'm going this way!
- You can do it! - I'm going!
- You're the president of the UK. - That's nice.
(4th Round)
(5th Round)
- Clear! - Nice! Clear!
- Well done! - Wonderful!
(6th Round)
- Ah, I'm getting nervous! - I'm going!
- As small and fast as possible.
- Ah! Yes! - Oh, no!
- Oh, no! It's too long!
(7th Round)
- Keep up with the tempo! - Tempo! Tempo!
- I'm losing my rhythm! - Should we shorten the landing time?
- Huh? - Huh?
(8th Round)
- Damn it! You idiot!
- You're the idiot, you idiot!
- Sorry.
- Please announce the results.
- The lowest score is 3rd, 3rd, and 0th.
- Yay!
- I'm not good at jumping. - No matter how surprised you are...
- I want you to say 50.
- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. - I'm not good at jumping.
- 2nd place is Ryo.
- Huh?! - You jumped about 120 times.
- How about you, Yumemaru? - Huh?! Me?!
- Yumemaru, you jumped about 160 times. - Yes!
- I did it!
- But it's fine. - Wow!
- Yes! - I did it!
- Yumemaru took a long time.
- By the way, how many times did I lose?
- You lost 7 times, so you lost 55 times.
- Wow!
- If I had done it, I would have won.
- Anyway, Yumemaru lost. - Yes!
- Ah, congratulations! - Wow!
- I'm glad you lost! Seriously! - Oh, no!
- Even in this situation, Yumemaru still looks like he can fight.
- Seriously, let's do our best so we can win the next time. - Yes!
- The 4th event is "Underarm Pant Kick"! - A pant kick is when you kick a ball you're holding with your hands. - But this time, there's a goal pretty close to you. - You have to be able to kick it as many times as you can. - If you kick it too high, you're out. - If the staff gives you a judgment that it's obviously off, you're out. - You have to be able to kick it as high as you can. - You have to be able to kick it as high as you can.
[Kaseni's "Kaseni" is a word for "kettlebell" in Japanese.]
[Kaseni's "Kettlebell" is a word for "kettlebell" in Japanese.]
- I hope it won't be only Kaseni. - Here I go.
- Please!
- I see.
- 3rd time.
- 4th time.
- 5th.
- 6th.
- That was close. - That was close.
Scary!
Safe, right?
Eighth!
Yes!
I'll cut it a little.
Let's do it around here.
Okay, ninth!
Tenth!
Come on!
I'll go later.
Fifteenth!
Wow!
How was it?
How much?
Sixteenth!
So, my challenge is 16 times and it's over.
Yes!
It's easy, isn't it?
That's right.
It's very easy.
Let's go!
Oh, it's boring, really. I'm tired of this game.
You don't have enough exercise nerves.
I came here today to win.
Let's go!
How is it?
I'm nervous, first one.
Oh, it's totally easy.
Yes.
Yes, let's go.
Oh!
I don't know unexpectedly.
Let's go.
It's light.
It's dangerous.
I can't do it.
I don't think about my physical strength.
I will do it firmly.
It's dangerous!
I'm scared.
It's okay.
I can't do it anymore.
When it's this fluffy, it's half done.
Yes!
It's done.
My heart died.
It was really dangerous just now.
OK, OK, OK.
I think it's about done.
My heart is pounding.
You can do it!
Clear!
Nice clear!
Clear!
I think everyone did a good job.
I'm a little curious.
3rd place is...
What!?
0 times.
It's not "what".
Wow! Final!
Please! Please! Please!
2nd place...
16 points.
8!?
It was pretty weak.
It was a big overkill!
A big overkill.
But...
Final competition!
You look like you're gonna win.
I'm scared.
I'm 60% heatstroke.
You're over 50% physically strong.
I think it's going to be tough in the end.
Physical strength battle.
OK.
I'll bring it.
Please wait.
Hold me! Hold me! Hold me!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
It's right here.
Get on this and keep moving forward.
It's not about distance, it's about time you get on it.
If you fall or stop, it's over.
What about your legs?
Even if you have legs, you can't do it.
It's about 10kg, but you can't ride it.
It's like a track track and there's a carago like boobies lined up.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's so big.
It's just right for me.
This time, it's a physical strength match, so some of you may think you'll lose.
Unlike before, the two of you will start at the same time.
You don't have to say "yes" this time.
It's okay if the staff tells you in secret.
What's going to change is...
I don't know if you're saying "yes" or not.
Is he over 50% or not?
By doing it with anxiety, you can see the psychological value of insect glasses.
Shall we finally go?
Please set up and arrive at the starting line.
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
Go for it!
Wow, I see.
The two of you said "I see."
It's not "it's too heavy," but "I see."
The insect glasses went around a lot.
How is it?
So far, it's like a walk.
It's still okay.
It's like an ending.
What is it?
It's like a movie ending.
If you make it smaller on the left side and put an end roll on the right side...
- Huh? Wait, Mushi-san... - Mushi-san is already in a different form than before.
- Ryo-kun is still in a good tempo. - Yeah, it's the same.
- Should we go interview him? - I think we should go.
- Oh, wow! - Oh, wow!
- He's not coming at all. - Huh?
- He's not coming at all. Hurry up and go. - Yeah, yeah.
- I thought we should go interview him. - Okay.
- Huh? - Which one?
- This one? - Should we go?
- Should we go and ask? - Should we go and ask?
- In front of you... - Yes, what is it?
- This is Tokai Online. - Yes.
- About that "yes" you said earlier... - Huh? Is it true?
- It's 50% true. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Huh? - Looking at how far you're going...
I think you can still make it.
- His ease of movement is almost identical to Aokiji's. - Huh?
- Excuse me, Aokiji-san! - Yeah?
- He's making a pretty cool face, but it's only his first time. - He's making a pretty cool face, but it's only his first time.
- He's in a good tempo. - On the contrary, Mushi - san is taking it easy and doing it slowly.
- It's safer if you go faster. - In any case, please continue to do your best!
- I'll do my best! - Mushi-san... That was amazing!
- It was barely there. - He's doing it!
- He's doing it!
- Is he going to make it? - Ah! It's dangerous if you go in! Don't go in!
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous! Where... Where is it coming from?! Where is it coming from?!
- It's free, so it's okay, right, Chiyo? - It's free, so it's okay, right, Chiyo? - Well, it doesn't matter what's outside, but...
I feel better all of a sudden.
What?
I'm hungry.
Are you eating?
First of all, I want to say thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm in trouble. I haven't done it yet.
I'm really sorry.
If you say it, I'll lose.
I said yes 50%.
now?
I've been saying it for a long time.
It's too early.
As a choice, I'll have a different game.
I'll have a new game like now.
I don't have it.
I think it's either rock-paper-scissors or not.
I think it's honest.
It doesn't matter how many people win.
It may be many people.
What?
Including management.
I see.
Rock-paper-scissors including management.
I see.
The winner of the first month is...
Raise your hand and play rock-paper-scissors.
Raise your hand at the same time.
You two are in the third place.
one, two...
What?
You raised your hand more than I thought.
Let's gather here.
You're also in the water group.
I may have been in the water when I proposed this meaningless game.
We have a rock-paper-scissors.
Let's make a reason for it.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's a draw, right?
All right.
I'm scared.
To be honest, I thought it would be disgusting if the buddies lost.
It's nice.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's a draw, right?
Don't win.
I'm not winning.
I'm winning because of you.
I don't know who proposed it or who prepared it.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Disgusting video.
What is it?
Disgusting video.
[Next episode]
- What was this match all about?! - What is this?!
- We fought, we regretted it... - And we changed our names at the event! What was it about?!
If it's like this, you should be prepared for it!
- So, Misaki, is it okay for you? - I thought about it a lot, but...
- Okay! - It's not like we're in a relationship, so I thought about it, and...
- For a month, we've been called "Einitoro Bomb - kun"... - We've become "Osshiri Mardashi-kun"...
[The most cute name ever!]
- That's nice! That's the cutest name we've ever had! - "Bomb" was a bit shiny, but it suddenly became round!
- "Osshiri Mardashi-kun" is our training version! - We have to change that!
- We'll do our best as "Osshiri Mardashi-kun"! - Yes!
I thought we didn't have enough physical strength, but...
We know that making videos depends on how you organize them, so...
We'll do our best to make videos so that our plans don't collapse in the future!
Thank you for teaching us "Osshiri Mardashi-kun" for a month!
I'm a "cheat person"...